Am I the only one that can’t fuck without having an existential crisis?

I guess I should just be slobbering in gratitude for anyone getting near my naked body, but christ, I just do not give a shit. Pussy, cumming, orgasms, cock sucking, wet, squeezing, breathing, pressure, kissing, musk. God, who gives a shit? Get the fuck away from me!

eviscerateyoungcaptain:

one million year trip: bander book 

Oh, what’s this now?

oxane:

Decrapitation by Gabriel Dieter on Flickr.
12x12  ink on watercolor paper

oxane:

Decrapitation by Gabriel Dieter on Flickr.

12x12 
ink on watercolor paper

forest-dreams:

Turkey needs support, as always the media try to hide the truth…

(Source: fonbaligi)

Broad City is bound to blow the fuck up. Check it out!

thebristolboard:

Cartoonist portraits by Charles Burns from The Believer magazine, part of an exhibit at the Adam Baum Gallery in NYC.

richardsala:

The remainder of the rogue’s gallery of characters featured in THE CHUCKLING WHATSIT by R. Sala ~ available at 30% off here:

http://www.fantagraphics.com/browse-shop/the-chuckling-whatsit.html

jhscomics:

COMMISSIONS BY JOSH SIMMONS

Now’s a good time if you want to order a commission from me.  For some reason I get a lot of requests for porn stars and monsters— Which is fun!  But I can draw anything a person could want.  Prices adjustable to the job, anywhere from 35$ for a simple, black and white drawing, to 450$ for an 8”x10” painting, and anywhere in between and above and beyond…..

Email: joshuahallsimmons@yahoo.com

here's that bad advice you were hoping for: Americans Dress Like Shit And It Displeases Me Greatly!

thatbadadvice:

Annie’s Mailbox, 24 April 2013:

Dear Annie: I am appalled by the way people dress. We dress so casually that women do not take pride in being women, and men are losing their dignity. I believe in equality, but do women have to dress like men? And everyone wears jeans with everything. We look…
eviscerateyoungcaptain:

lucas samaras, Photo-Transformation, March 2, 1974

eviscerateyoungcaptain:

lucas samaras, Photo-Transformation, March 2, 1974