Am I the only one that can’t fuck without having an existential crisis?
I guess I should just be slobbering in gratitude for anyone getting near my naked body, but christ, I just do not give a shit. Pussy, cumming, orgasms, cock sucking, wet, squeezing, breathing, pressure, kissing, musk. God, who gives a shit? Get the fuck away from me!
Decrapitation by Gabriel Dieter on Flickr.
12x12
ink on watercolor paper
Broad City is bound to blow the fuck up. Check it out!
Cartoonist portraits by Charles Burns from The Believer magazine, part of an exhibit at the Adam Baum Gallery in NYC.
The remainder of the rogue’s gallery of characters featured in THE CHUCKLING WHATSIT by R. Sala ~ available at 30% off here:
http://www.fantagraphics.com/browse-shop/the-chuckling-whatsit.html
COMMISSIONS BY JOSH SIMMONS
Now’s a good time if you want to order a commission from me. For some reason I get a lot of requests for porn stars and monsters— Which is fun! But I can draw anything a person could want. Prices adjustable to the job, anywhere from 35$ for a simple, black and white drawing, to 450$ for an 8”x10” painting, and anywhere in between and above and beyond…..
Email: joshuahallsimmons@yahoo.com
here's that bad advice you were hoping for: Americans Dress Like Shit And It Displeases Me Greatly!
Annie’s Mailbox, 24 April 2013:
Dear Annie: I am appalled by the way people dress. We dress so casually that women do not take pride in being women, and men are losing their dignity. I believe in equality, but do women have to dress like men? And everyone wears jeans with everything. We look…